- camera fades in and Mike walks to the center*
Hi I'm Mike and I would like to be a new contestant for Total Drama: Revenge of the Island. I would be a great competitor because I have a special quirk hehe. You see I have Multiple Personality Disorder and they just LOVE to take control. Hehe anyway I'm a nice guy too and friendly to all so pick me please.
- camera fades out*
So um my first confessional...what to say. Well Zoey seems like a nice girl she's really cute. Subject number 2 my personalities are probably gonna get in the way so if you see me change you know whats going on hehe *sigh*